“Attention television writers: being offensive is not satire. Joking about things you’re doing wrong that results in people laughing with you and not at you is not helping. That is not change.”
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
+ obtain wifi password
- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water
Book Ron: No way! If you want to get to Harry, you’ll have to kill me first! Hey, what the bloody hell’s your problem? You asked Hermione a question and she answered it!
Movie Ron: My name Ron. Me like food. *provides audience with 4738190473912 random jokes and hands all worthy lines to Hermione*
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
Like boys who kill girls after rejection
Clarisse and Chris
Beyoncé @ the 2014 VMAs
I still laugh at this every single time I see it.
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.